I want to be the first to name, the soon to be (I hope!), revolution in Iran as the "Pistacio Revolution". I can see it now, the red-stained fingers of pistacio eating students in Tehran's Mohseni Square shouting for the removal of the mullahs and their corrupt government. Handing out bushels of the nut to the Revolutionary Guards standing watch while not lifting a finger to quell the protesters. Soon the entire world will be tasting the fruit of Iran's most fertile tree.