Ah, baseball's here again and I can't wait for my Angels to go all the way this year. And there's nothing more fun than to make fun of the Dodgers -
They not only had no names on the back of their uniforms, but in the clubhouse they had no names above each locker, which presented a problem when one of the Dodgers screamed at me to leave before the first game.
"Who are you?" I asked.
Right away I could tell the no-name player wasn't accustomed to fielding tough questions, because it seemed as if it was too much for him, and so I waited while he gave it some thought.
"Scott," he finally blurted out, and he looked pretty pleased with himself, so I assumed he got the question right.
If so, there's only one Scott on the team, making it a good guess that it was Scott Erickson, a certified stiff by baseball standards, and better known these days as Mr. Lisa Guerrero.
Mr. Lisa is the Dodgers' fifth starter this season because they don't have five good pitchers with Brad Penny on the disabled list, but everyone knows the Dodgers' fifth starter is also supposed to pull double duty as the team's cheerleader. In fact, Mr. Lisa should be pretty good given Guerrero's expertise.
High-larious! Read the whole column by Pravda West's TJ Simers. While the Angels will attempt to win a 100 games, I can see the Dodgers lose 100.